San Sargasso

YouTube Can Be Murder

Gay slurs don't bother me so much, but incitements to commit murder? I was just watching a youtube bootleg of the Adam Lambert AMA performance (verdict: not into it), and one of the commenters said: 

"this is the gayest shit i have ever seen i hope this faggot gets shot"

I replied: "You better delete that comment or I'm gonna have your ass banned from youtube FOR LIFE. And that's just the start."

Not sure if he deleted the comment, because youtube deleted the video, but I bet he'll think twice next time. I ain't playin'.

Coinages

Have I told you who I am lately?

I'd rather watch a thousand consecutive performances of Cats.

Dare to dine alone.

She was born in a test tube behind the Clinique counter.

Take me right to the meat of things. I want to see what’s on special.

You’re a slave to verisimilitude.

It’s a fine line between chaos and anarchy.

I am my own Sugar Daddy.